Hehehe… ok, not a present, a problem… I just thought it’d be fun to quote Tanya there… Okay, here’s a chess problem I got from ChessBase. It seems simple, but dang… it’s hard! Here’s the problem in one sentence:

A game begins with 1.e4 and ends in the fifth move with knight takes rook mate.

Here’s an image of the starting position:

BTW, there’s a prize if you’re the first one to get it. See ChessBase for details… of course, by the time you see this, it probably has been figured out.

-Oliver

This game is sooo fun! It’s hilarious too! You have little kids that you control and throw snowballs at the other kids… it’ fun!!! =)

Download (1.03MB)

It’s fun! I’m playing it right now!…

-Oliver

If for some reason, you didn’t get an email from me… visit my eChristmas Card here! =) Have a Merry Christmas… you too Minix.

-Oliver

I was inspired today.

Minix1F: you’re a dork =)

Wow, such power… such poetry… wow, I’m awed. Oh, look at the moon tomorrow (Wed.), it’ll be cool.

-Oliver

Look:

Minix1F: goodbye sweetie

Enough said. I think I’m going to go hide now…

-Oliver

I found something FUNNY man… this is hilarious…!!! Right here! Man… that was great.

-Oliver

…I’d share a little chat with you guys today. Here ya go:

PiFactor5: dang… I keep on looking at the Mx logo… it’s awesome =)
DAN32110: i know..
DAN32110: and whos idea was it..
DAN32110: hehehe..
DAN32110: MWAHAHAHAHAHA
PiFactor5: and who made it? =)
DAN32110: Ochs pretty smooth
DAN32110: hehe..
DAN32110: and who told wong
DAN32110: what font to use..
DAN32110: hehehe
PiFactor5: Wong’s got da skills too =)
DAN32110: MWAHAHAHAHA
DAN32110: yes he does
DAN32110: !!!

Ahh… I know it. =)

-Oliver

Another funny link about compuidiots (ahh.. I just thought of that myself… I’m sooo proud *cough* =)… right here. Also, I got lazy, so I didn’t convert this chat into HTML format, but you can download it here. It’s between Sarah and Minix… and everything about me in there is not true. Jerks. =)

-Oliver

I found a funny link today… it’s called: “Diary of an AOL Luser” heh… it’s pretty funny. =) The guy is like a Minix clone or something (j/k .. Right here. =)

-Oliver

I found my house! =) Hehe… actually… I hacked into a Russian spy satellite and took a picture of my house. (j/k). Go here to see for yourself. =)

-Oliver