Oh My Homies!
02Feb05
Hellooooo there intarweb! Long time no talk, eh? =) I have dropped to nine hours this semester so hopefully it will be an easy last one for me. Elements meeting last Monday was pretty nice and it looks like we’re going to have great discussion this time around. Unfortunately, it looks like all the girls have ditched us and our group is now the “guys-only” Elements. Hmmmm…
World of Warcraft status: level 47
Real life status: still single
lol 
Ripping picture from Van cause I like it:
Oh my homies!!! BTW, has anyone seen my TI-83?
posted by Oliver
@ 11:34 am
Comments (9)
WHY ARE YOU STILL SINGLE
comment by olivia — February 2, 2005 @ 12:18 pm
i dun see anything wrong with oliver being single. he’s wating for the right guy…i mean.. girl. haha. sure ill be your valentine oliver. i totally understand how sam can get and it must be total caos with chad getting in the way all the time. UPDATE MORE OFTEN!!!
comment by ochs — February 2, 2005 @ 2:11 pm
Hey, I have like three other shots of you like that so you can string em together to make the ultimate aniGIF.
Poor Oliver, feeling the end of college rush to find a gf? You know this is the end, right? It’s now or never. All the girls who you’ll be working with will be Ugh Lee. A smart and pretty girl is a myth we tell little boys. It’s one or the other just like balancing between agility and stamina. All the pretty ones marry and transfer to HR. Sorry buddy. In dropping ballroom, you hacked up your last remaining way to get a gf. Sigh. (I’m sighing for you)
comment by van — February 2, 2005 @ 6:09 pm
I’m not rushing to do anything!! (but maybe I should be)
hmmmmmmm…
comment by Oliver — February 3, 2005 @ 1:44 am
I’m sitting next to you in class watching you semi-take notes. This Greek stuff is more boring then I thought it would be. So I’m just going to look around for a girlfriend for you. Because I’m not a racist, I’m going to be looking at girls of all ethnicity.
Prospect #1:
So there’s a pretty cute girl right next to me, sitting on the floor. She’s caucasiam, has good handwriting, and wears a really neat jacket that has a fluffy hood and cheetah print inside. Her hair is really long too. Other than that, she came in late so she may be one of those girls that makes you wait hours before you actually leave her place for a date. She does seem well organized though, so you’ll always get birthday gift.
Prospect #2:
On the first row is another pretty girl with a green sweatshirt. I think she’s Mexican in descent. Taking good notes and sitting in front makes me think she is focused on school. This is good and bad. She could be a naturally independent person with strong opinions, which means you will have good conversations, but it may also mean that she doesn’t want to be tied down to a guy until her career is set. Ties her hair in a bun and sticks a pen through the bun, doesn’t look at the teacher a lot though. Not a good sign there, hopefully she decides to make eye contact with you when you talk to each other, at least she’s paying attention though.
Prospect #3:
Ha ha, there’s another caucasian girl. Good looking, and seems fun loving. I deduced she likes to have fun from her relaxed posture. She has her bright red shoes propped up on the seat in front of her. Her hair is a deep redish/brown, perhaps from some hair dye? She pays attention to the professor sometimes, and other times plays with her hair. Hmmm, I wonder if that means she’s high maintenance. I can tell she’s wearing makeup, but I don’t know how much. She is very confident in her movements, borderline arrogant I would say. She isn’t being too friendly her friend, a little self consumed.
Prospect #4:
To appease those who want you to have pure children and avoid interracial marriage, I will find an asian girl. Well, this girl two rows down in the center is not only asian, but has a laptop. That bodes well. Decent looking, not awa-inspiring, but seems both relaxed and attentive. She keeps moving her head from side to side as if to get a better look at the overhead screen (but she isn’t taking many notes). She chew gum, I don’t like people who chew gum. She has some adidas jacket, looks like you may be buying expensive clothes for her. She’s playing with her finger nails too, could be a good one for you though.
Ok, class is ending, must go….I aim to find more girls for you Oliver.
comment by Andrew — February 3, 2005 @ 1:23 pm
Is it okay if I find a girl for you and she’s really ugly?
comment by Nancy — February 3, 2005 @ 6:26 pm
Andrew gives pithy girl advice. On the other hand, I wouldn’t believe a guy who doesn’t have one, either.
#1 sounds feasible. I would like you to have a pretty girlfriend.
To echo Olivia, I think a girl would be good for you.
WHY DID YOU DROP BALLROOM, YOU JERK?????
comment by Kat — February 3, 2005 @ 9:52 pm
i would also like you to have a pretty girlfriend. that sounds fun tho. scoping out prospects in class…
http://www.cwrl.utexas.edu/~davis/crs/309/bot.htm
go to that link. it’s hilarious. you computer nerds will love it.
comment by olivia — February 4, 2005 @ 1:24 am
OOOOoOooooOOoooOooh.
comment by Oliver — February 4, 2005 @ 3:28 pm