I am bruised and battered, thus I can not participate in the following scene, but instead, am able to capture it in words (well..Chad’s words anyway). So here you go.
“Guess how much money I’ve spent since weezer? A WHOLE LOT. I would say i’ve spent over 500 bucks. Well i payed 150 for the concert. I bought maybe 80 bucks worth of merchandise while i was there. And i bought a whole lotta cds and who knows how many singles. and i just bought tickets to their concert. and 5 iron frenzy. where di di…oh yeah aaron howard. ANd he was playing the tape. music sucks but dang is it funny. No no no don’t say that. what if my parents go to this website. And then I’m in trouble. No nancy No nancy. Why? Oh crap. I’m sorry. growl giggle my knee’s in pain. makes sword fighting noises. Protect me nancy, protect me Nancy. ow ow. laugh breath heavily back away. sorry. sorry it’s involuntary. No stop it. You don’t want to hurt nancy again do you? Yes you did. If i involuntary respond to an action that you voluntary do…Proof that the youth is molting. phhhhhffffftttttt whoooooooohhhooooooooo heheheheh datala!. Everynight in my dreams I fear..i fear you! I fear you! Please don’t matt. NO no no no. giggle STOP STOP STOP!!!!! Stop it. Stop it. laughing hysterically hahahha. NOOOo stop!!! Nancy sorry about your blanket. Once again. NOt my fault. Maybe you can argue that. Maybe. THere’s something about tickling.”
-Nancy