This comes from Angst Technology, I thought it was pretty funny =)
A furious light saber duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke’s hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks round, but realizes there’s nowhere to go but straight down…
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-Minix