Sometimes you feel like a blonde...

I know, I know, this is mean of me, but… lol…


:{Man says:
but according to Steve Martin, when he yelled “Savages” after losing $6000 on the roulette wheel at a Cherokee gambling place, he actually meant “Until we meet again”
Mandy says:
uh-huh….
:{Man says:
hey! thats really funny! you could at least feign laughter!
:{Man says:
=)
Mandy says:
I’m blonde, I just don’t get it =)
:{Man says:
ok =) if you called a group of native americans “savages” how do you think they’d react?
Mandy says:
I’ve never met a native american, how would I know?
:{Man says:
lol… lol…



-Minix

Sunday

On with the evil bunny adventure!

Nuclear Missile SiloSo… after the LAN party, HellHare returns to his search for nuclear silos. He finds one at <CLASSIFIED> and sneaks into the silo….

“VOO!” screams HellHare whenever he comes upon a person. Every person is so terrified that they drop to the ground unconscious. “Vhevhevhe… datz vun!” cackles HellHare.

In a matter of minutes, HellHare has control of the secret nuclear silo.

In a matter of a few more minutes, HellHare has the whole United States trapped and with a ransom threat!

In a matter of even a few more minutes, HellHare has the whole world under his control!

WILL HELLHARE EVER BE STOPPED?!

WILL THE WHOLE WORLD BE NUKED!?

HOW IN THE WORLD DID A STUPID PINK BUNNY TAKE OVER THE WORLD!?!!!

FIND OUT NEXT TIME! MONDAY!

-Oliver

Friday

The adventures of the evil bunny… continued!

Counter-StrikeSomehow, HellHare ended up in Round Rock, Texas. “Vhat en da heehaw havveppend? Ow vid Isa ind up en dis pase?” wondered HellHare. It was there where he got mesmerized by the many computers at a local LAN party… where two of the young people (called Van and Oliver) were killing everyone else in Counter-Strike. Because of this, HellHare’s small biography somehow skipped a day. “Isa veleave dat dursduday wud lozz en u tem vubble ur sumding…” explains HellHare.

CONTINUE HELLHARE’S ADVENTURE ON SATURDAY!

Would also like to point out that Minix did do well the first/only Half-Life game we played… but Van and I kicked butt in Counter-Strike. =)

-Oliver

LOL... Why you shouldn't let Christine write your away message.

lol….

JesusNut2216: I’m just IMing you to see what your away
message says…I’m expecting something creative..




Auto response from MixiPixiStix
: sorry i’m busy with candy
cane and lollipop’s sweet service right now, but i’ll be back when
im done!

Signed the long-legged blue-eyed blondie

ps: you can order them to, they’re not that expensive




JesusNut2216: lol…I guess that’ll do

JesusNut2216 signed off at 5:00:48 PM
.

-Minix

Wednesday

Yep, another episode of OliverWEB’s Spring Break mini-series!

New YorkHellHare decided he didn’t really care about the chicken, “Bwah, voo carez avout da ziken anaywayz… Isa vilz hup ta Niw Yerk Cita!!” So off HellHare went, to the Big Apple…

There, HellHare had to sneak past customs… he decided to disguise himself as a stuffed animal. It worked, except customs thought he was so ugly, they chunked him in a trash can. “Oh velz, ut lezt Ima inz da U-esa-A…” HellHare then found the local 7-11 and stole a map. Unfortunately, maps don’t have the location of nuclear silos on them. “Dohz, tupeed mupz” muttered HellHare.

So off HellHare went again to find the silos the hard way…



WILL HELLHARE EVER FIND THE NUCLEAR SILOS?!

WHAT REALLY DID HAPPEN TO THE CHICKEN!?

THESE ANSWERS AND MORE, NEXT TIME!

-Oliver